Octomom got a visit from the authorities Tuesday night. The cops and Orange County Family and Children's Services paid a call on freaky bitch after getting a tip from her hairstylist that she was forcing her kids to live in filthy and unsafe conditions. Let that one sink in for a second. Her HAIRSTYLIST turned her in. Here's what the snitch told the cops: She said Octo lives with her 14 brats in a house with only one working toilet, which forces the kiddies to poop in portable training toilets set up in their rooms. The kids all look undernourished and unbathed according to the hairstylist. She also saw Octo lock her kids in their bedrooms while she attended to her business. AND the house is just generally a mess.
So, conditions are pretty much normal there for a woman with 14 kids and not enough money to take care of 14 kids? Pooping in portable training toilets is cause for a police investigation now? And what exactly does "undernourished and unbathed" mean? So her kids are skinny and grubby? You mean like a lot of people's kids? So the standard is, kids must be perfectly spotless and fattened up in order to be considered normal? Oh oh oh I get it. This person is a hairstylist in Southern California. They're not used to experiencing THE REALITY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DEAL WITH EVERY MOTHERFUCKING DAY.
"Oh my LORD you won't believe the MESS in there. There was STUFF laying everywhere. And the kitchen table had STUFF all over it. And they were POOPING in these little plastic TOILETS. And I swear to GOD I saw a STAIN on the CARPET. No lie officer. And also I'm pretty sure her curtains were purchased at TARGET. I mean can you BELIEVE? People actually LIVE like that? What country are we living in WEST VIRGINIA???"
At the least authorities have a little sense down there. They looked Octo's situation over and determined the kids were in no danger. Everything's fine unless Octo's yoga teacher starts blabbing. Only thing I see wrong here is that Octo is clearly not right in her mind when it comes to her priorities. You've got 14 babies and no dough Octo. Forget about your hair and get your toilet fixed? Not to be an asshole or anything.