Here's a lesson for all you welfare mothers out there. If you win $1,000,000 in the lottery? Immediately contact whoever you have to contact and get your welfare canceled. DON'T cash any more checks and DON'T collect any more food stamps. If you don't get off state aid immediately you will be charged with welfare fraud. Don't end up like Amanda Clayton who won big on a Michigan lottery game show, opting for the $735,000 lump sum payment, then for some fucked up reason went on raking in almost six grand in benefits.
Jesus, why should this even need to be explained? They gave you a big check with "$1,000,000" written on it. That means you're rich now. You're a rich person. You don't need food stamps. You can BUY FOOD with ACTUAL MONEY. Food stamps are for the poor bastards who DIDN'T win the lottery. How could a person with that much dough in the bank walk into a place and with a perfectly straight face pay for stuff with food stamps? You don't think she got some dirty looks? She probably got turned in by some outraged old lady. You know how old ladies are. They're very big on rules. Without old ladies the entire system would pretty much collapse. Don't mess with old ladies and don't collect welfare after they give you the big check. Also remember to keep your sexy parts nice and clean. Follow those rules and you'll be golden.
