11.29.2012

Romney Face Tattoo Guy Eric Hartsburg Now Wants Famous Ink Removed


Who could ever forget Eric Hartsburg? The guy who loved Mitt Romney so much he got Mitt's logo tattooed on his face. What's up with Eric lately? Well it seems Eric has had a little change of heart about his face ink. Originally Eric claimed he didn't regret having the losing presidential candidate's logo etched into his skin. But Eric thought about it a little bit more and decided, FUCK THAT. Now he wants the ink lasered off. No longer does he want to be associated with Mitt Romney. So, he's like most of the Republican party then. He just wants to forget Mitt ever existed. But that's kind of hard when the logo is there every time you look in a mirror.

Hilariously enough, Eric is using the same excuse for doing a 180 on Romney that all Romney's other former diehard supporters are employing. It's not about the ideas. It's not about the party. It's just about Romney being a dick. "[The tattoo] stands not only for a losing campaign but for a sore loser," Hartsburg explained. "He’s pretty shameful as far as I’m concerned, man. There’s no dignity in blaming somebody else for buying votes and paying off people. I can’t get behind that or stay behind that." 

See we're not WRONG. We just picked the wrong GUY. If we had picked a better GUY our RIGHT IDEAS would have won out over their WRONG IDEAS. You got it? Cause no one with a face tattoo of Mitt Romney's logo could possibly have BAD or WRONG IDEAS floating around in their head. That guy could not possibly be a GIANT IDIOT WHO IS WRONG ABOUT EVERY FUCKING THING. No it was Romney. He just sucked. Got it.