Raymond Garcia Was Arrested For Fighting A Stop Sign
It's no Chinese subway cannibal attack but it's still pretty crazy. In Roswell, New Mexico, a man named Raymond Garcia got into a mad scrum with cops after they tried to arrest him. His offense? Fighting with a stop sign. Oh like we haven't all been there. WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKING AT STOP SIGN? I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU RIGHT IN YOUR FAG FACE. Deny it if you want. You've fought a stop sign before. Most of them are wusses anyway. Yield signs on the other hand. Those are the mean fuckers. Gotta look out for yield signs. And don't even get me started on deer crossing signs. Those bastards will fuck you up good.
The stop sign fighting wasn't even the good action in the Raymond Garcia incident. The fun stuff came after the cops tried subduing him. They hit him with not one, not two, but three taser darts. Normally that would be enough to fell a full-grown moose, but did it faze Garcia? Hellz no. Cops say he broke off the taser leads and kept rampaging. That's when they hit him with the pepper spray, but even that didn't slow him down. Wait, this is New Mexico? Shouldn't they have shot him by this point? I guess they were low on ammo. Cops say Garcia even managed to get one of their batons away and began swinging it at them. Eventually all the tasering and pepper spraying and pounding and yelling overwhelmed Garcia's raging system and he went down and they cuffed him. Cops speculate that he must've been on some kind of drug to endure so much punishment. Yeah. Or maybe he's an alien. Roswell...