This is what happens when you go walking around with your cock all in your pants. Your cock ends up on the internet. Cock cock cock. Jon Hamm's cock. Rock around the clock. Hey look everybody's it's Little Don Draper the Truh-Truh-Troublemaker. I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT. WEAR SOME UNDERPANTS THE NEXT TIME YOU GO SHOPPING WITH YOUR WOMAN. HAVE YOU NO DECENCY SIR?
He wears a watch? Who the hell wears a watch anymore? Oh right, rich people. Cause they need to know how much time is left in the day FOR THEM TO SPEND MORE MONEY. Poor people don't wear watches cause we don't want to know what time it is cause every time is the same time anyway cause it's always POOR TIME. I have a TV Dinner in the freezer and it has to last me three days. Should I eat the corn tonight or the meatloaf? Definitely saving the potatoes for Day Three. "And on day three...HE ATE THE POTATOES. With a little dollop of butter." Jon Hamm's cock don't give a shit. Jon Hamm's cock don't got a care in the world. Jon Hamm's cock just in his pants being all cocky and shit. IT'S ATTACHED TO JON HAMM. IT DON'T CARE FUCK ALL.