If Frogger were real but involved ducks. OH MY GOD LOOK OUT. I...I can't watch. It's...little ducks, CAR COMING OH NO. Oh Jesus that was close. GOD PROTECT THE LITTLE DUCKS. HOLY FUCK they're going to die. They're going to...they're...oh my God they're going to make it. I think...will they? Oh CHRIST I have a load in my pants. A GIANT LOAD IN MY PANTS.
What you don't see in the video? After the ducks make it to safety, a homeless guy smashes them all to a pulp with a brick and eats them. YUMMY YUMMY DUCKS EAT 'EM UP. Hey, nature's cruel, bitch.