Doug Hutchison doesn't take charges of child molestation lightly. Radar says that after Nik Richie called him a child molester to his face on the first day of Couples Therapy taping, Doug threatened to kick the blogger's ass. Doug also took offense when Nik made fun of his bride Courtney, says a source. Anything else Doug is upset about? How's the catering? Are they lighting him right? Is Courtney's hair person Asian enough for him? Is he still getting his weekly shipments of Indonesian Cialis?
I feel like such a stooge for even writing about this shit. It's so obviously being cooked up for the sake of reality show ratings. Nik Richie and Doug Hutchison are probably the best of pals away from the cameras. But on the off chance that these two really do hate each other and are on the verge of coming to blows? I wanna be ready. You know who I'll be rooting for. That's right, I'll be rooting for human decency over both of them. Human decency only prevails when shameless pieces of shit roll around in the dirt punching each other while sporting massive erections.
