Tonya Fowler Called 911 To Report Bad Mugshot, Got To Take New One
How many times do I have to school you rednecks on this? 911 isn't for airing small grievances or complaining about every day shit. It's only for emergencies like someone just bit your nose off during a bath salts rampage or your cousin got bit by a poodle while trying to fuck it. Or your pick-up just ran into someone's living room and they're coming after you with shotguns. Or you got picked up by aliens and no matter how much you begged they wouldn't give you an anal probe. Stuff like that. BIG STUFF.
Tonya Fowler must've missed my other harangues cause she's still using 911 for stupid stuff. Authorities in Georgia say Fowler recently dialed the emergency number to complain about possibly the dumbest thing anyone ever complained about in history to a slightly amused 911 operator. She was mad because her ugly mugshot appeared in a paper. Not online mind you, in a paper. Tonya doesn't know about the internet which is probably good news because her mugshots are now everywhere.
Yup, "mugshots" plural. The new one - on the right - featuring Tonya's awesome up-to-date hairdo was taken after her arrest for misusing 911. She does sort of look better in the new one so I guess, mission accomplished? But seriously hicks, stop it with the misusing 911. If you're confused in the future about what the emergency number is for and what it's not for, just think this to yourself: Has Maury ever done an episode covering what I'm about to call 911 for? If the answer is yes, don't call 911. Call Maury.