6.21.2012

Ronald Morris Walsh, Man With An Eye Tattoo On His Face, Attacks Disabled Person


Let this story not reflect poorly on other people with bizarre facial tattoos. Just cause this crazy guy attacked a disabled person in the street, that doesn't make all facially-tattooed people bad. There doesn't need to be some big fucked-up sweep of the facially-tattooed like when we rounded up all the Japanese people during WWII and stuck them in internment camps. The facially-tattooed have rights too. They deserve their dignity as human beings. Even the ones with fucking eyes tattooed in the middle of their fucking foreheads like fucking deranged idiot fucks.

Forehead-eye guy's name is Ronald Morris Walsh, and I don't know what his exact problem is, but probably he's nuts and that's why he attacked a disabled man named Milton McKnight in the middle of an Orlando street. Police say McKnight, who is something of a local celebrity around downtown Orlando for having cerebral palsy and being cheerful, wheeled up to Walsh in his usual friendly fashion to say hello, and Walsh responded by jamming a cigarette down his throat. McKnight was not hurt; Walsh was arrested. Like I said before, don't judge all face-tattoo folks just because this one guy likes attacking cripples. Judge them because they're stupid and have no taste and don't care that they make their mamas cry.