Racist Ashton Kutcher Ad Yanked From The Air

There were lots of reasons to 86 this ad, none of them having to do with racism. How about just, it sucks really bad and isn't funny? That was cause enough to yank this piece of shit and burn it and bury it. Ashton Kutcher, what the fuck dude? You want to be Mike Myers or something? Why? Even Mike Myers doesn't want to be Mike Myers. Mike Myers would probably like to be YOU right now. For the tail if nothing else.

I guess I should address the racism thing too while I'm talking about this. The stereotyping doesn't offend me personally but then again I am a racist myself. I should clarify. I'm not a flat out racist, but I'm a selective racist. For instance, I don't think blackface is funny AT ALL. But I think people doing stupid impressions of Italians is HILARIOUS. And stupid impressions of Irishmen. And Russians. And Dutch. All that makes me crack up. Not impressions of black people though. Those are wrong. Indian people...eh, I'm on the fence. The problem with making fun of those people is, nothing can be as stupid and goofy as their own shit. I mean honestly. This? How do you top this?