Something we need to keep in mind during this whole Tanning Mom goof-fest: This woman is only famous because she did something horrific and irresponsible that could've injured a child. Right now she's basically being rewarded for being a horrible mom. I should probably feel a lot guiltier than I do about this. It's possible my soul is as fried as Patricia Krentcil's skin. That would explain my complete inability to feel compassion toward my fellow humans.