5.07.2012

Patricia Krentcil Liked SNL's Parody Of Her





Patricia Krentcil thought Kristen Wiig's goof of her was "well done" and "hysterical." That's what the fried-faced skank told the New York Post. Maybe she was being sarcastic. Maybe she actually wants to strangle Kristen Wiig to death with an extension cord. I know I do.

Something we need to keep in mind during this whole Tanning Mom goof-fest: This woman is only famous because she did something horrific and irresponsible that could've injured a child. Right now she's basically being rewarded for being a horrible mom. I should probably feel a lot guiltier than I do about this. It's possible my soul is as fried as Patricia Krentcil's skin. That would explain my complete inability to feel compassion toward my fellow humans.