Lying about having cancer is the best way to score free stuff. This woman did it for a wedding. Jamie Lynn Toler didn't want a wedding, she wanted fake boobs. She told people she had breast cancer and needed a mastectomy and reconstructive surgery. Folks took pity on her to the tune of $8,000. And she took the eight grand and paid a plastic surgeon to give her fake boobs.
The plot unraveled when someone decided, hey, maybe we should check this woman's medical records and see if she actually has cancer. Nope. No cancer. She just wanted free tits. They arrested her and charged her with fraud. They SHOULD rip the fake tits out but that would probably be a violation of her rights or some shit.
This story is incredibly disgusting. Taking advantage of people's kindness like that? What kind of monster even thinks of doing a thing like that? Oh, by the way, I should mention: I have dick cancer. The only cure is a penis enlargement. Somebody give me, like, fifty grand please. I have to fly to Tahiti for the procedure. Email me and I'll give you my address. I will accept cocaine as payment. Can turn that around easy. And use the money on my new dick. Suckas.
