Yesterday was Apple's birthday so I'm going to assume this was related to that. So stupid. Who ever heard of a blue cat? Is it some kind of Avatar cat? Does this bitch ever do anything that isn't totally lame and idiotic and annoying? No I'm kidding. Gwynnie's really cool. That's cool face paint Gwyn. You're so just like everyone else by which I mean awesome. God that looks so stupid. Never in my life have I wanted to punch my computer monitor. I wonder what would happen. It would probably crack. Maybe I could sue her. "Your honor, I'm suing that bitch because her face made me punch my computer. Give me ten million dollars and a hammer so I can beat her face in for real." I wonder if that would really work.
