Cassandra Garcia Got A "Catastrophe Award" From Her Teacher. Her Mom Christina Valdez Wasn't Amused.
Desert Springs Academy 3rd grade teacher Mrs. Plowman thought little Cassandra Garcia didn't have enough humiliation in her life. So she made Cassandra a snarky "Catastrophe Award" for most excuses for not having homework and presented it to her in front of the class. Embarrassed Cassandra immediately ran to her locker, grabbed a gun and came back and shot Mrs. Plowman in her cunty face. No that's not what happened. Cassandra actually took the card home to show her mom Christina Valdez and her MOM grabbed the gun and shot Mrs. Plowman in the face.
That's wrong too. Mrs. Plowman didn't get shot in the face. But Christina Valdez WAS very upset that her daughter got humiliated in front of her class. Despite her near-debilitating outrage Christina was able to pull herself together and appear on local television to bitch about what a mean slag Mrs. Plowman is. It was awful for Mrs. Plowman to embarrass Cassandra in front of the other kids and besides that Cassandra didn't even miss any homework (according to Cassandra) so the whole award was a lie anyways.
Justice needs to be swift for Mrs. Plowman and it needs to be hard. First of all she should be fired. That was a joke. An American teacher fired? There's a better chance of me waking up in a feather bed next to a naked Jake Gyllenhaal with his dick nestled securely between my butt-cheeks and a choir of angels hovering over us singing Platters tunes. Okay so she's not getting fired. How about she should have to apologize to little Cassandra in front of the class. And how about Cassandra gets all A's for the rest of her life including college. And how about the school system forks over $10 million. That should about even it up I'd say.