Trudy Campbell/Annie Edison is doing it with James Franco's little brother. Great. Now there's even more war going on inside my brain. It was bad enough that I couldn't decide who was more real, Trudy or Annie, but now I've got to imagine both of them with someone who looks kind of like James Franco. I'm getting a little woozy trying to sort this out. Maybe booze would help. Mmm, sweet sweet booze. YOU make life worth living my friend.
Okay, let's play a game. What would happen if James Franco appeared on Community? Would he try to get with Annie or would he go for Britta? He seems like more of a Britta guy. Maybe he'd take a shot at Jeff cause, you know, the gay thing. He'd probably end up being kidnapped and raped by Dean Pelton. Fuck this, new game. What if James Franco appeared on Mad Men? Would he try to steal Megan away from Don? Or Don away from Megan? Or Lane away from that harpy wife of his? Or Trudy away from Pete? I need to get a life.