No Newt Gingrich is not on vacation at the South Pole. He was at the St. Louis zoo when he got nipped on the finger by a penguin. It was a small bite and the penguin will NOT be killed in retaliation. Really? He's letting the penguin live? Soft on misbehaving animals. That's what this guy is. And he calls himself a Republican. Sarah Palin would've torn that penguin to shreds with her bare hands and eaten its organs. And hung the tattered remains from a tree as a warning to all other flightless birds. Mitt Romney probably would've kicked it a couple of times like he kicks his dog. That guy's a real bastard.
Fucking Newt Gingrich. Can you believe this asshole is still in the race? What will it take for him to drop out? Some kind of bribe. Give him something he likes that he can't get easily. A line up of whores with big tits who like being slapped in the tits? Go ahead Newt. You know you wanna. Newt likes slapping titties. I don't know that for a fact but I strongly suspect it. He just looks like that type. He likes it a little freaky. He likes raising welts. He likes seeing the skin turn color. He likes leaving a mark of possession. I OWN you bitch. That's our Newtie Patootie.
