Lindsay Lohan Is Sort Of Feuding With Rosie O'Donnell
I'm rooting for this to become a full-on feud. Lindsay Lohan slapping down that fat dyke Rosie O'Donnell? That would make my century. Rosie fancies herself a wit but Lindsay would totally own that yappy lard-ass. It would be like Dorothy Parker taking on Megan Fox. Yeah I just compared Lindsay Lohan to Dorothy Parker. Compared to Rosie O'Donnell she IS a founding member of the Algonquin Round Table who published several volumes of acclaimed poetry in the 1920s and in 1929 won the O. Henry Award for best short story of the year.
So far it's not a full-on feud though. The semi-feud started because Rosie ripped Lindsay for taking on the role of Liz Taylor in Lifetime's planned biopic Liz & Dick. Rosie said on the Today Show that Lindsay isn't ready for such a project and should take time off instead. "I feel very sorry for her," Rosie said. "I think she needs a lot of help." Rosie piled on, "She's had a lot of trouble doing every single movie, including [Saturday Night Live]. She was out and not at rehearsal and I think she's not in a place to work."
Um yeah because Rosie O'Donnell is SOOOO connected in Hollywood and she knows all about where Lindsay is in her career and stuff? Give me a fucking break cow-fiend Rosie. What the hell have YOU ever done in Hollywood besides play retards and do a talk show that sucked so bad even Magic Johnson laughs at you. And where are you now anyway? Sweeping up at a Denny's? Do you actually SWEEP the floors or just eat the crumbs off them like a big fat lesbian Ms. Pac Man? That's gotta be disconcerting for the customers, seeing this massive muff-diver eating little pieces of pancake off the tiles underneath people's seats.
Lindsay of course has yet to respond to Rosie's dumb words. But some people in Lindsay's camp have responded on her behalf saying, "I think Rosie should focus on her own career and stop worrying about everyone else's." Rosie worry about her own career? Oh that's rich. That would be like me worrying about my sense of shame. You have to HAVE one first. I hope Lindsay FUCKS this dyke the way she used to FUCK Sam Ronson.