Yesterday I told you all about Debbie Stevens, the poor Long Island woman who gave up her kidney for her boss only to have her boss turn around and fire her. Stevens was already in the process of bringing a complaint against her former boss Jackie Brucia over the whole sick fucking thing but now Stevens is demanding more. She wants her kidney back from that evil bitch and she wants it now.
"You hate me so much, and I’m so despicable — give me my kidney back!" Stevens said in court. The problem is that Jackie doesn't actually have Debbie's kidney. Debbie's kidney is in some person in St. Louis. Cause what happened was, Debbie gave up her kidney so Jackie could move up the donor list. This after Jackie allegedly re-hired Debbie to her old job at a Long Island car dealership as part of a plot to steal her kidney...oh fuck just read the original post from yesterday. I gotta say everything twice now?
Long story short, Debbie's old kidney is in someone else and Jackie has a kidney from San Francisco and I don't know how the fuck you work that out. Actually I DO know how you work that out. Somebody pays Debbie Stevens a buttload of money, preferably Jackie Brucia. Only problem is how the fuck do you prove Jackie actually set Debbie up to get her kidney? All you have is Debbie's story and the obvious fact that Jackie Brucia is a vile crippled-puppy-kicking specimen of a human being. If I had the power to make this right I'd sentence Jackie to have her kidney torn out by Mola Ram and given to Debbie. But obviously I don't have that kind of power. If I did I would have a gold toilet and there would be no Kardashians left on planet earth.