I thought I was a dick for sometimes changing lanes without signaling. Well here's a story of a dick move that takes a normal dick move like failing to signal a lane change and multiplies it by eight quintillion. Debbie Stevens did her boss Jackie Brucia just about the greatest kindness any human can do another. Debbie gave up her kidney so Jackie could live. And Jackie rewarded Debbie by firing her from the Long Island car dealership they both used to work at. What? The? Fuck?
Not lying. Jackie Brucia accepted a kidney from Debbie Stevens and then fired her from her job. Jackie is now being sued for violating Debbie's human rights. Well yeah. What else do you call a fuck-over like this one? It wasn't some spur of the moment thing either, Jackie clearly set it up in advance. Debbie had worked at the car dealership before, then moved away, then come back to Long Island to visit. She was talking to Jackie when Jackie mentioned her kidney problem and that she had a possible donor. Kindly Debbie then mentioned that if something happened with the donor, Jackie could have HER kidney instead.
Isn't that nice? Yeah. Unfortunately the offer got the wheels spinning in Jackie's evil mind. Debbie decided to move back to Long Island and asked for her old job back. Of COURSE Jackie gladly gave her the job back. And then out of the blue Jackie mentions that the donor she had lined up didn't pan out and she really needs Debbie's kidney. And Debbie being a kindly simpleton offers her kidney. Only thing is, Debbie and Jackie aren't perfect matches. BUT if Debbie is willing to give up her kidney to someone who IS a better match the doctors can then move Jackie up the donor list. So she gives up her kidney even though it's not going to her boss, just so her boss can get ANOTHER kidney.
After that the problems started for Jackie. She developed health issues as a result of having one kidney. But in spite of this she went back to work at the dealership even while Jackie was sitting home recuperating. And here's where we get a peek at the true depth of Jackie Brucia's evil. Debbie gets sick and has to miss work, and Jackie has the gall to call Debbie and berate her for it. AND after Jackie returns to work she constantly rips Debbie in front of other employees for the smallest fuck ups.
Holy fuck what a twisted human being. I don't know whether to shoot this woman or declare her Satan's bride and sacrifice farm animals in her name. At the same time, what the fuck is up with this Debbie Stevens? Nice job helping out your boss but, I don't know, try vetting the next person you give an organ to a little bit more? You only have one more kidney to give and one heart and a couple lungs and your eyes. Wouldn't want to make any more silly mistakes.