Corky The Cradle Cat On The Mend After Pioneering Leg Surgery

This is exactly the kind of thing I shouldn't be watching right now. My emotional state is pretty delicate. FUCK fuck fuck. I'm a blubbering mess right now. Oh my GOD look at that little kitty with the busted back legs. He looks like he had an unfortunate encounter with the cat equivalent of Paulie Walnuts. "Give me the money or I'll smack your knee cap with this croquet mallet you cocksucker motherfucker!!!" That's not what happened though. Corky's true story is inspirational. Corky was born with backward back legs. See?

In an earlier time Corky would've been doomed to a life of crip-walking his poor pathetic ass around the world, not to mention all the ridicule he would've endured from the mean girls at his school. But that won't happen to Corky thanks to Dr. Dan Burchill. The heroic doctor is the pioneer of a surgical procedure that allows a fucked up cat's backward hind legs to be rotated 180 degrees into the proper orientation for walking. Burchill performed the surgery on Corky and now Corky, as you can see from the video, is on the mend.

Soon Corky will be frolicking through the fields with all the other cats. Well maybe not quite as fast or with as much agility as the other cats. I'm guessing his legs will still be somewhat fucked up AND there's the pain he'll have to endure for the rest of his life. But at least he's not a totally crippled little bastard anymore. God damn it, I need a rag or something to wipe off my keyboard. That's the most adorable fucking thing I've seen in about ten years. I love you Corky the Former Crippled Motherfucker of a Cat.