If I had a cat that did this? It would be drowned in four seconds flat. "Holy shit Melvin, really? A cat video? This is what it's come to?" Yup this is what it's come to. What part of "I'm hungover and surly and don't feel like blogging" don't you understand? By the way, this was posted on Gawker too. If it's good enough for Gawker it's good enough for me.
Okay I was lying back there. I wouldn't drown my cat if it did this. I would think it was cute the first seven or eight hundred times. Then I'd get annoyed and, I don't know, spray it in the face with a squirt gun? I know what I wouldn't do. I wouldn't make a video of the cat shenanigans and put it on YouTube. Could anything be more cliched?
