Doyle Hardwick Called 911 Cause He Wanted To Go On Facebook But His Wife Wouldn't Leave Him Alone
We know what you were up to Doyle Hardwick. You wanted your wife to leave you alone on Facebook so you could chat with your Facebook girlfriend. Your wife ALSO knew what you were up to. That's why she wouldn't go to sleep no matter how many beers you gave her. Not to put any ideas in your head Doyle but, have you ever heard of slipping a mickey? If you REALLY want your wife to go to bed. Or, here's another idea: cave the bitch's head in with a bowling ball. Once you cut the body up and dump it in a couple different locations, you'll have all the Facebook alone time you'll ever want.
Oh SHIT. I hope Doyle doesn't read this. Oh don't worry Crabster, he's not smart enough to kill his wife. Dumb fucker called 911 because she wouldn't go to bed. That's what 911 is for Doyle. It's for settling your stupid domestic disputes. Cause the police have nothing better to do than drive over there and talk your wife into going to bed for you. Fucking hell, are you even a MAN? You can't even handle your own stupid WIFE? No wonder this country is going in the shitter. Slap the bitch around Doyle. If she doesn't shape up? I refer you back to the bowling ball thing. Glad this asshole doesn't have my number or I'd never get any peace.