Here's a case of ignorance biting someone in the butt. A teenage idiot from Daytona Beach, Florida got arrested after stealing some woman's tomato plant from her house. The victim was just arriving home last Friday when she witnessed the tomato thief climbing out her kitchen window. The teen escaped initially, but was caught a couple days later when the victim saw him walking around, recognized him and called the cops. The thief admitted to stealing the tomato plant, explaining that he thought it was marijuana.
See kids? This is why you need education. Don't scoff at me you snot-nosed little assholes. You want to be ignorant your whole lives? You want to not be able to tell the difference between a tomato plant and a marijuana plant? You want people laughing at you because you got arrested for stealing a tomato plant you thought was pot? Don't you have any pride? Or a belt? Or a comb? Or taste in music? Oh fuck all of you. Go take some Adderall and listen to Skrillex. What the fuck do I care?
1 comments:
wur R ll these red thangs n ma pot?
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