I can't imagine anything being more uncomfortable than this. The part where Bieber calls Jackson "kind and gentle?" I cringed so hard it almost collapsed my ribcage. And at the beginning where Paris or whatever her name is says Michael would've wanted to be a mentor to Bieber? Now I have an image in my head of Michael Jackson taking off Justin Bieber's pants and touching his pee pee. Okay confession. I've had that image in my head for awhile. It is one of many images I can't chase from my mind no matter how many times I let these alleged medicinal spiders bite me. Whatever you do, don't buy medicinal spiders from a dude named Shifty Ralph. These are from Paraguay? Yeah right Shifty Ralph.
I can't believe Bieber's people even let him be a part of this. Bieber should be staying far away from that child toucher and his legacy. What's next? Justin Bieber called as a character witness for Jerry Sandusky? Justin Bieber lets Gary Glitter move in with him? Justin Bieber starts a charity for defrocked priests? It's time to organize a boycott. Nobody buy any Bieber stuff until he publicly apologizes for praising a man who molested children. Also, keep Paris Jackson away from him. She's trying to steal him away from Selena. Even as we speak she's plying him with Jesus Juice and whispering sweet nothings in his ear.
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"Medicinal spiders." Fuck yes.
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