Evil Man Kills Random Person, Eats Their Brains And Eyeballs

Here's an example of a human being who needs to be put away forever...in a shallow grave. Tyree Lincoln Smith is the dead-eyed individual pictured and this is what he did: He killed a man named Angel Tun Tun Gonzalez by beating his head with an axe, then took pieces of the resultant pulpy mess including brain matter and bits of eyeball to a cemetery and ate them. What might have spurred Mr. Smith to commit this heinous crime? He ate a rare steak and it made him "lust for blood." I think I just stumbled on an idea for PETA's newest campaign. Don't eat meat because it will cause you to go completely fucknuts and bash a guy's head until his brains come spilling out. And then you will be compelled to eat the brains like a ravenous zombie. Also, cows are cute and don't deserve to die. Except the jerky ones.

Would it shock anyone if I now revealed that Smith has a history of mental illness and has in the past been plagued by mysterious voices telling him to do fucked-up stuff? For instance, one time Smith's voices told him to get out of bed during a blizzard and walk barefoot across town. I had an experience like that once. A voice in my head told me to put on shoes and walk two blocks to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. Okay it wasn't a voice, I was just hungry for a Blizzard. Question: How come crazy people's voices never tell them to do good things like gently pet kittens or make Christmas wreaths? Why does it always have to be bad shit like crushing people's skulls and turning their brains and eyeball chunks into breakfast? Needless to say, Tyree Lincoln Smith will be going away for a long, long time. I think he should just be shot and dumped in a hole but whatever. You want to waste money keeping this guy alive for no reason? Knock yourself out, compassionate system.