Demi Moore has more dumb teenager addictions than a dumb teenager. She loves huffing nitrous oxide and she is totally hooked on Red Bull. And she only does sex in the butt because that way it's not as bad a sin. The slumber parties at her house must be really wild. I'm sorry but I can't respect a 49-year-old woman who chooses to ruin her health the same way a broke college student would. Grown-ups deal with stress by making themselves a Bloody Mary or sparking up a doobie. If they need to pull an all-nighter they find a coke dealer. Bored 15-year-olds swill energy drink and get high on nitrous.
You know what this silliness is all about of course. Demi is health-conscious and has herself convinced the Red Bull and nitrous oxide are less bad for her than booze and drugs. Sure. Until their combined effect causes you to collapse and begin twitching uncontrollably like Jett Travolta under fluorescent lights. Come on Demi, stop being an idiot. Just get wasted like a normal person. Of course it's bad for you but that's the point. If you don't like booze, just hit up Rumer for some weed. Are you worried about being a bad example? Ship sailed on that one honey.
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She stil thinks she is 22 years old. Pathetic. I bet her kids are embarrassed as fuck.
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