It's Sunday and I'm not hungover. Since I have no headache to tend I might as well blog. Ah shit, it's Sunday, nothing is going on. Oh here's something: The Jolie-Pitt brood has been begging Brad and Angie to get married. In an interview Brad said, "We're getting a lot of pressure from the kids. It means something to them." Something Brad needs to keep in mind if he ever starts caving: they're kids and have no fucking idea what they're talking about. Marriage is a stupid outdated concept and surely Brad, being an enlightened pot-smoking liberal dude who reads books and is into architecture and shit, knows this.
Angie certainly knows marriage is absurd too, from her time with Billy Bob Thornton. It's actually hard to believe Angie and Billy Bob were ever married isn't it? What the fuck did she see in him anyway? He's nothing but a big smelly twitching ball of neuroses. And he's ugly and filthy. That said, he was sack-rippingly hilarious in Bad Santa. Billy Bob will always have that going for him. That he was able to rope in Angelina Jolie says less about his erotic powers and more about her complete lack of judgment. I mean look at those tats. Clearly this woman has no clue.
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When Brad finally gets enough and leaves, who will get the cute kids?
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