Percy Foster was a dwarf porn star who became internet famous because he looked sort of like Gordon Ramsay. Now Percy has died in a way befitting such a fascinating personage: He was eaten to death by badgers. Welsh badgers. Well okay, I suppose it's not right to assume the badgers identify themselves as Welsh simply because their cave is located in Wales. Maybe they consider themselves citizens of the world. At any rate, they have a taste for dwarfs.
The badger den in question was about to be gassed by the Ministry of Agriculture when Foster's body was discovered inside, partially consumed. Nobody knows how or why Foster ended up down in the bowels of a badger den but people who knew him indicate he was under a lot of stress. I guess the poor little guy was just looking for a place to hide from his troubles and didn't realize the subterranean labyrinth he crawled into was full of hungry little mammals. Could happen to anyone.
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This is the strangest story i have EVER heard in my life!
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