This is the world we live in: 6-year-old Eden Wood of Toddlers & Tiaras fame had a temper tantrum at the Allure Fashion Week Lounge when she wasn't allowed to get the GLO Brilliant teeth whitening device that was being handed out to all the other zombies. Hold on a second...you mean to tell me someone at the Allure Fashion Week Lounge actually had the gall to act like a responsible adult and tell a 6-year-old she's too young for teeth whitening? They fired that asshole right?
This is how it works swag-offering drones and others: Whenever any child wants anything you are immediately supposed to bend over backward making sure their desire is fulfilled. If a kid asks you to ram a hot poker up your own asshole while singing The Camptown Races? You better fucking well do it, and like it. This goes double if the kid is a pageant kid. I don't blame little Eden for throwing a fit. I would've too. And not only that, I would've immediately demanded the uppity lounge person be slathered in bacon grease and thrown into a cage with hungry wolves. Show that bitch for shutting ME down.
2 comments:
You wouldn't by any chance have her phone number would you, Crabbie?
I watched Toddlers and Tiaras before and i thing i seem Eden on tv
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