Arnold Schwarzenegger's son Patrick is hawking jeans on Sunset Boulevard. No Patrick has not run away from home to become an itinerant clothing-seller who will also jerk you off for an extra fiver, he is a male model who's featured on billboards advertising Hudson Jeans. And I have no idea how much he charges for a hand job. I'm guessing more than a fiver. The famous name and all.
The sight of Patrick there all shirtless and youthfully smoking above a sign advertising a bar called "Happy Endings" makes for an interesting and perhaps provocative juxtaposition. Once again we come back to hand jobs. What is it with me and hand jobs? He's not a massage artist, he's a model. And he's Arnold's son. And right now his family is in turmoil so I should probably be nicer to him. Nice jeans by the way.
