Lindsay Lohan went to the Knicks game with Ali. "Yo #30! Throw me your balls!" Ah, high school. If only I could relive you again. Gosh Lindsay's looking...pinkish. If you didn't know she was Lindsay Lohan, what would you think she was? A 30-year-old unemployed crackhead? That's not fair Crabbie! Lindsay's had a rough time of it. She's a brave woman! And she's clean now except for that alcoholic tea. So her only remaining addictions are dick and shoplifting. We could totally be sisters!