Shahrukh Khan Body Scans

Bollywood manmeat Shahrukh Khan (or Shah Rukh - I really wish people would make up their minds if there's supposed to be a space there) is not concerned about people printing out his airport security body scans and passing them around, even though such activity could be very humiliating and is definitely highly illegal (the printouts are supposed to be destroyed immediately after being checked for signs of bombs and/or weapons).  According to Khan, only people who are not "well-endowed" should be worried about the scanners revealing what they look like naked (from this statement we can infer that Khan believes he is packing a python).  In fact, Khan is so confident in his body that, when he caught some people checking out his printouts, instead of notifying authorities, he signed the printouts.  He still wishes people would stop harassing him at airports just because his name is "Khan."